The epiSoDe openeD with THE teAmS wAiting TO See who returneD from THE boArDroom. Everyone wAS certAin MichAeL wouLD BE cAnneD. Nope! MichAeL returneD. After THE initiAL Shock hAD worn off, Bren gAve him A Stern Lecture, pointing out it wAS time TO Step up TO the pLAte AnD TO reALiZe thAt NO one wAS on hiS SiDe At thiS point. MichAeL wAS SurpriSingLy receptive AND AgreeD thAt he neeDeD TO reADjuSt himSeLf.

After THE teAmS receiveD THE phone cALL THE foLLowing morning, they heArD from Trump thAt he wouLDn't BE with them, AND inSteAD they'D BE meeting Donny DeutSch. THE tASk wAS TO creAte A commerciAL for Dove CooL MoiSture BoDy WASh. Since Angie wAS THE teAm LeADer of THE winning teAm THE previouS week, She wAS exempt.

The teAmS met Donny DeutSch, who ADviSeD them TO ApproAch THE tASk AS if they were fiLm mAkerS. They neeDeD TO creAte Something compLeteLy Different AND the teAmS with THE moSt creAtive, out of THE box ADvertiSement wouLD win.

TeAm MAgnA met together AND Erin voLunteereD TO be THE teAm LeADer. Bren cAme up with THE briLLiAnt iDeA (not!) of hAving A womAn wASh A cucumber IN A SuggeStive wAy, AND mAke it Look Like A SeDuction Scene, enDing with two men wALking off together Arm IN Arm.

WhAt on eArth wAS he thinking? For A mAinStreAm, mASS mArket proDuct, why wouLD you come up with A homoSexuAL vegetAbLe porno? ESpeciALLy given ALL THE reguLAtionS IN pLAce After JAnet JAckSon'S 2004 SuperbowL Stunt.

Over TO teAm Net Worth, KriSten inSiSteD on being THE teAm LeADer Since her boyfrienD wAS A Director At An ADvertiSing Agency AND She'D BEEN on commerciAL SetS before. ThiS AnnoyeD AuDrey, who founD THE Logic fLAweD thAt KriSten feLt She wAS quALifieD bASeD on THE meritS of her boyfrienD'S AchievementS. I wAS IN fuLL Agreement, it SounDeD very much Like HiLLAry CLinton Logic TO me.

The teAm brAinStormeD AND John threw out An iDeA of mAking A funny commerciAL where A guy wAS running A mArAthon AND hAD wAter SpLASheD on hiS fAce, then THE Dove MoiSture BoDy WASh, then more wAter, AND goeS on TO run THE mArAthon AND win. Everyone bought in AND KriSten DeLegAteD tASkS, ASSigning THE guyS THE muSicAL DutieS whiLe She took over THE concept.

BAck TO teAm MAgnA. THE teAmS ShoweD up TO the LocAtion, AppArentLy two hourS LAte, AND were greeteD by A crAnky ActreSS who yeLLeD At them for LeAving her unSuperviSeD for two hourS. She threAteneD TO LeAve, but Bren kiSSeD up TO her AND convinceD her TO StAy. YeAh right, Like She wAS reALLy going TO LeAve. AS An ActreSS, She wAS probAbLy Acting IN orDer TO get more cAmerA time. Like An ActreSS DoeSn't know how TO pLAy up TO the cAmerAS even if it iS ReALity TV!

TeAm Net Worth hAD SimiLAr probLemS with their ActorS AS weLL. THE ActorS refuSeD TO be SprAyeD with wAter AND the whoLe originAL concept of THE commerciAL wAS LoSt becAuSe KriSten hAD NO SenSe of humor. John DeScribeD it AS compArAbLe TO if She'D meSSeD up THE punchLine of hiS joke.(ContinueD...)

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