AnywAy,
THE epiSoDe openeD with Net Worth returning
TO the penthouSe
AND reveALing
THE Story of BriAn firing himSeLf. TArA jokeD thAt BriAn hAD mADe
THE fAmouS cobrA hAnD geSture
TO himSeLf
AND SAiD, "I'm fireD!". MichAeL commenteD thAt there juSt were
NO ruLeS
IN boArDroom, which
THE reSt of uS ALreADy LeArneD
IN the LASt two SeASonS.
Then THE Scene moveD TO DAnny pAmpering poor, poor VernA. VernA whineD Like A bAby, not even gooD At fAking Sick. MeAnwhiLe DAnny conSoLeD her Like THE SAppy puShover thAt he iS. He wouLD get SteAmroLLeD IN Any buSineSS meeting I've ever BEEN to. FrAnkLy, they both LookeD riDicuLouS After THE interAction. Are we wAtching NAnny 911, or The Apprentice here?
Erin hAD A greAt interview After it, where She mockeD DAnny, AND SAiD thAt cLeArLy they muSt BE in kinDergArten right now AND not on The Apprentice. VernA continueD TO go on AND on About how She wASn't feeLing weLL AND how She ShouLD probAbLy go. After DrAgging it out, She finALLy quit, AND it wAS for reAL thiS time. How uSeLeSS couLD She poSSibLy be?
If I were THE proDucerS, I wouLD BE LiviD! VernA committeD TO Do THE Show, AND then She robbeD them of A fuLL epiSoDe thAt they couLD hAve hAD SponSorS for. If I were IN their poSition I wouLD either hAve eDiteD her TO Look Like crAp, or written her out After She trieD TO quit THE firSt time. Now She getS THE extrA cAmerA time, AND A nice 6-7 weekS of vAcAtion SequeStereD IN A hoteL room IN New York City.
Not bAD! I Am SeriouSLy StArting TO queStion who cASt thiS SeASon. BriAn SAcrificeD himSeLf LASt week...DiD they juSt cASt A bunch of SeLf-SAcrificing quitterS thiS time?
Next, there wAS A quick Shot of Trump giving A buSineSS LeSSon, SAying thAt he hAD rAreLy Seen A LeADer who couLD LeAD by conSenSuS. GenerALLy SpeAking, THE LeADer ShouLD think inDepenDentLy. Then it ShoweD Trump mAking A DeAL. Of courSe we hAve ALL LeArneD by now, thAt there iS foreShADowing IN theSe LittLe Trump SceneS, So we knew TO expect poor LeADerShip SkiLLS LAter IN the epiSoDe.
Then, THE teAmS heADeD Down TO TimeS SquAre AnD TO be ASSigneD their next chALLenge. Trump quickLy tALkeD About how tough A time it wAS being on THE Show AND how VernA couLDn't hAck it AND hAD quit.
After ASking if there were Any more quitterS TO voLunteer, he introDuceD THE next chALLenge. THE chALLenge wAS TO run A mArketing cAmpAign for NeStLe'S coffee proDuct cALLeD NeS CAfASter'S Choice with A $75,000 buDget.
He encourAgeD THE teAmS TO think big, AS THE mArketing executiveS from THE compAny wouLD BE juDging THE winner bASeD on THE buZZ eAch teAm creAteD. He then gAve A quick reminDer thAt MichAeL wAS exempt, AND the horSeS were Let out of THE StAbLeS.
MAgnA SeLecteD DAnny TO be THE project mAnAger Since he wAS creAtive, AND they were going TO be juDgeD on creAtivity, proDuct repreSentAtion, AND the LeveL of intereSt IN the cuStomerS.
The exempt MichAeL immeDiAteLy SuggeSteD they go with THE EuropeAn AngLe AND get Sexy moDeLS AND mopeDS. THE iDeA wAS A NO go though, becAuSe THE women on THE teAm thought it wouLD ALienAte THE women cuStomerS. MichAeL went on TO SuLk THE reSt of THE time AND contributeD nothing, becAuSe After ALL, he wAS exempt.(ContinueD...)
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