Oh my goodness, y'all, I feel like I just woke up from a bad dream TO see my long-dead husband standing IN the shower like nothing happened. Justin Timberlake told reporters during a press junket FOR Shrek 3 that he called Britney! And I don't mean he called her a drug-addled hooker, either. He called her! On THE phone! AND they talked! Without singing passive-aggressive songs about crying rivers or killing themselves IN bathtubs! Timberlake, who not too long ago claimed he AND Brit never spoke, said, "I called her because I worried about her. She's a great woman. I'm rooting FOR her. [It] seems like she's getting everything under control now." Before you know it they are totally going TO be back together, she will HAVE lost 50 pounds, grown her hair back, started dressing appropriately AND making THE best dance music NY gay clubs HAVE ever heard, AND the last few years will BE like Pamela's bad dream, AND we will walk into our bathroom AND see THE Bobby OF their relationship showering like nothing ever happened. Hey, a gal can dream.