
Oh my goodness, y'all, I feel like I just woke up from a bad dream
TO see my long-dead husband standing
IN the shower like nothing happened. Justin Timberlake told reporters during a press junket
FOR Shrek 3 that he called Britney!
And I don't mean he called her a drug-addled hooker, either. He called her! On
THE phone!
AND they talked! Without singing passive-aggressive songs about crying rivers or killing themselves
IN bathtubs!
Timberlake, who not too long ago claimed he
AND Brit never spoke, said, "I called her because I worried about her. She's a great woman. I'm rooting
FOR her. [It] seems like she's getting everything under control now."
Before you know it they are totally going
TO be back together, she will
HAVE lost 50 pounds, grown her hair back, started dressing appropriately
AND making
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HAVE ever heard,
AND the last few years will
BE like Pamela's bad dream,
AND we will walk into our bathroom
AND see
THE Bobby
OF their relationship showering like nothing ever happened.
Hey, a gal can dream.