
It is not
THE year
TO be a Miss USA pageant winner. Who's
IN trouble now? Miss New Jersey, Ashley Harder (tee hee).
THE 20-year-old brunette has voluntarily stepped down from her throne after announcing a bit
OF an oops -- an unplanned pregnancy.
Obviously such a condition is a no-no; pageant rules forbid competing while pregnant. Harder (tee hee), crowned last October, would
HAVE had a chance at
THE Miss USA crown at
THE next competition on March 23.
Harder (tee hee) says she is due
IN late summer -- apparently she just got pregnant like last night --
AND she
AND her baby daddy plan
TO marry. Donald Trump,
THE head of
THE Miss USA organization, wished
THE couple luck.
NO word on how Rosie feels about this.