You can
t make this stuff up, folks. Supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested this morning
IN New York City on assault charges after she allegedly beat
THE crap out
OF her housekeeper with a cellphone.
Campbell, who has a history
OF violence against her domestic employees, claims that she had fired
THE worker earlier
IN the day under suspicion
OF theft. Word on
THE street is that Campbell
s flacks are going
TO use
THE good ol
 self-defense excuse â€" that
THE housekeeper went
FOR Naomi first
FOR firing her,
AND Naomi had
NO choice but
TO beat
THE woman on
THE back of
THE head with her cell phone
SO badly that
THE wound required four staples
TO close. However, Campbell
s lawyer initially stated that
THE housekeeper made
THE whole thing up â€" that her wound was intentionally self-inflicted as a means
OF revenge against
THE model for
THE firing.
This is not
THE first time Naomi has (allegedly) beaten
THE crap out
OF an employee.Â
IN 2000 she pleaded guilty
TO assaulting her former assistant.
Campbell was booked, photographed
AND fingerprinted,
AND faces up
TO 7 years
IN prison if convicted. Somehow I doubt that mug shot will make
THE cover
OF Vogue.
