I don’t know what THE folks at Victoria’s Secret think is going on IN bedrooms across America, but perhaps we need TO have a chat with them. FOR while I know there are some freaky fetishes OUT there, has anyone ever had her partner ask her TO dress up like THE Statue OF Liberty because it turns him on? Or an owl, complete with giant eyes on her boobs? Or some kind of cross between a skunk AND a zebra IN bird form?